Hirsute* Politics

It’s a little known political fact that candidates with big hair have never won an election.

This guy is the closest anyone’s ever come:

Aren’t our political leaders supposed to have hair something like this:

She gave a good talk but it all turns on McCain’s speech tomorrow — he’s got a lot of Obama promises to match.  In addition to all the stuff Obama promised me last week I’m going to want a decrease in the national debt, a balanced budget and a comprehensive energy plan.  And a pony.

* Hirsute
  1. hairy; shaggy
  2. covered with long, rather shaggy hairs
  3. of, pertaining to, or characteristic of hair

One Response to “Hirsute* Politics”

  1. Promises - The Sequel « strodeunplugged Says:

    [...] think he also said something about helping people find jobs.  It’s not quite a pony, but that caught my [...]

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