Lou Dobbs reports that illegal immigration is ruining my chili

This is a travesty.  I saw this picture when I was reading an article about tailgating in NFL cities.  Of course, I was thrilled, and immediately hungry, when I saw the Skyline Chili picture.

Look closer though.

What the hell is that on the right rear ???

A brief check of the Skyline menu is horrifying.  Burritos ???

What self respecting Cincinnatian (or human being) would go to Skyline and order a burrito???  I don’t care if it’s topped with Skyline chili and filled with $100 bills.

Better yet, why on earth would Skyline sell burritos ???

A quick check of the Gold Star menu reveals that everyone has lost their mind.

I’ve done exhaustive research on Greek food and I don’t see burritos mentioned anywhere.

After more painstaking research, I find that a burrito is of Mexican origin.  Someone needs to alert noted gas-bag Lou Dobbs that the end is near.

Interesting side note on the Absolut ad — Americans (well, Lou Dobbs, at least) complaining about an advertisement in Mexico about a Russian drink by a Swedish company that is about to be acquired by a French company — welcome to the 21st Century (not you Lou, you just stay back there in the 1950’s, Mrs. Cleaver will be along with your slippers shortly).

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