I’m sure you remember this mid ’80’s ditty. Well, we’re two weeks into Kindergarten and I’m here to tell you that this dude left out some very important items. For example:
- You have to get up early
- Really early
- Every morning
- 5 year-olds rarely want to eat breakfast at 7am
- Or get dressed
- Promising to buy them a pony if they’ll get up only works once
- 7 hour school days make Kindergartners really, really grouchy by about 4:30
- Every day
- Taking baths every night becomes purely optional by week 2
- Apparently they study the same 3 subjects every day:
1. I don’t know
2. I’m not telling
3. Stop asking me questions
2,070 school days left til college.
