Picture of the Day: Middletown’s Finest

September 30, 2008

I have nothing else to add to this story:

Police in Middletown made a rather bizarre arrest Monday night, taking into custody a woman dressed in a cow suit who was seen acting erratically.

Michelle Allen of Middletown was arrested on one count of disorderly conduct for allegedly getting in the way of traffic on Wilbraham Road and chasing children in her cow suit.She also urinated on a neighbor’s front porch, police say.

According to police, Allen talked back and threatened to cause problems in the jail if she was arrested.

Allen appeared in court Tuesday morning dressed in the suit.

It is not clear why she was wearing the costume.


Morons

September 29, 2008

We have 228 Morons in the House of Representatives.  Here are their names in case you’re interested.  There’s also one person who Abstained and apparently doesn’t know if he’s a moron or not.

Rome burns while the Morons and non-Morons try to decide who’s worser.


Picture of the Day: Resting

September 28, 2008


What Time Is The Early Bird Special Today ?

September 27, 2008

For a brief time after college, I worked at Foot Locker (hey, times were tough and you got a cool referee shirt).  In my time there I sold a lot of shoes.  basketball shoes, tennis shoes, running shoes, aerobics shoes, wrestling shoes, baseball shoes, football shoes, skateboard shoes, volleyball shoes, etc, etc, etc.

I can assure you that I never sold a pair of walking shoes to anyone under the age of 65.

Today I bought some new shoes.

Boy are those walking shoes comfortable.

They’ll be great for walking laps at the mall.


Paul Newman Dies

September 27, 2008

This is too bad, I always enjoyed Paul Newman.  I did learn something new in the obituary.

After being kicked out of Ohio University for unruly behavior, he joined the Navy and served for three years during World War II.

I’d love to know exactly how bad your behavior has to be to get kicked out of Ohio University.


Picture of the Day: Big Wheel Fun

September 27, 2008


Picture of the Day: Don’t Look Now

September 26, 2008

This was the welcome screen picture this morning on WAMU’s website, right under the header that welcomes WAMU customers to JP Morgan Chase.  Seems an appropriate image.


Playing Chicken (ie: Politics)

September 26, 2008

This mornings article on Time.com does a great job of laying out the fascinating/disgusting politics at work in the haggling over the government financial plan.


Picture of the Day: Hard Day at the Office

September 25, 2008
Early in the Day

Early in the Day

Late in the Day

Late in the Day


Deal or No Deal

September 25, 2008

It’s not just a television show, it’s our Government at “work”.   What as recently as this afternoon appeared to be a very quick (in Governmental terms) decision on the Government investment in mortgage related assets has come off the rails for what appears (to me) to be an amazing amount of political positioning, even by Washington standards.

Tonight, the following headline stories all sit in a row on WallStreetJournal.com:

  • Regulators seize WAMU in biggest bank failure in US history
  • Short term money markets in turmoil heightening the likelihood of long term harm to the economy
  • Government deal in flux after meetings
  • Orders for houses and durable goods fall to lowest level in over a decade
  • Jobless claims rose again (glad to participate)

I’m not an expert but I know enough and can read enough research to know something needs to be done.  I think it’s a secondary exercise to get to the root cause and put in corrective measures for future governance.

Despite that, looks like we’ll take some more timeouts so politicians from both parties can posture.

I think (could be wrong – there’s definitely information overload in the media on the topic) that most experts agree there is a problem in the credit markets.  There is clearly disagreement over the best way to respond.  Basic rules of business are like medical triage; in a crisis you prioritize and address the things that will “kill you” (figuratively) and let those that won’t wait.

Prolonged lack of credit may not “kill” the economy but it will certainly lead to a long(er) road to recovery.  Banks have largely stopped lending, even to each other.  WAMU’s failure, without the structured resale to Chase, could have been truly frightening.

“Federal regulators had been trying to broker a deal for Washington Mutual because a takeover by the F.D.I.C. would have dealt a crushing blow to the federal government’s deposit insurance fund. The fund, which stood at $45.2 billion at the end of June, has been severely depleted after suffering a debilitating loss from the sudden collapse of IndyMac Bank. Analysts say that a failure of Washington Mutual would cost the fund upward of $20 billion or $30 billion.”

Bad enough to wonder whether or not Social Security will be solvent when you reach retirement age but things have really gone round the bend when you have to wonder about the viability of FDIC insurance.

I’m admittedly biased towards business people as opposed to politicians but another good rule of business is to surround yourself with people smarter than yourself and then let them do their jobs.  I don’t really care whether Henry Paulson or Ben Bernanke is a Republican or a Democrat, I’m willing to bet they know more about what’s best for the economy and the financial system than your average Senator or Congressman.

In this case, I’m perfectly comfortable betting with my tax dollars.  I’ll pull them out of my mattress on April 15th.