Samuel Clemens Is A Danger To Our Children

October 14, 2008

Did you know they still ban books from school libraries ?   According to the American Library Association (now there’s a really subversive organization if I’ve seen one – those librarians are real radicals) these are the most objected to books of 2007:

  1. And Tango Makes Three, by Justin Richardson/Peter Parnell
    Reasons: Anti-Ethnic, Sexism, Homosexuality, Anti-Family, Religious Viewpoint, Unsuited to Age Group
  2. The Chocolate War, by Robert Cormier
    Reasons: Sexually Explicit, Offensive Language, Violence
  3. Olive’s Ocean, by Kevin Henkes
    Reasons: Sexually Explicit and Offensive Language
  4. The Golden Compass, by Philip Pullman
    Reasons: Religious Viewpoint
  5. The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, by Mark Twain
    Reasons: Racism
  6. The Color Purple, by Alice Walker
    Reasons: Homosexuality, Sexually Explicit, Offensive Language,
  7. TTYL, by Lauren Myracle
    Reasons: Sexually Explicit, Offensive Language, Unsuited to Age Group
  8. I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings, by Maya Angelou
    Reasons: Sexually Explicit
  9. It’s Perfectly Normal, by Robie Harris
    Reasons: Sex Education, Sexually Explicit
  10. The Perks of Being A Wallflower, by Stephen Chbosky
    Reasons: Homosexuality, Sexually Explicit, Offensive Language, Unsuited to Age Group

Somebody needs to call Oprah right away, her friend (and U.S. Poet Laureate) Maya Angelou is on the list.

The top 100 has a good sprinkling of classics including Steinbeck (Of Mice and Men), Salinger (Catcher in the Rye), Walker (The Color Purple),  Lee (To Kill a Mockingbird), Huxley (Brave New World) and Vonnegut (Slaughterhouse Five).

And don’t forget the alway dangerous Samuel Clemens (aka:  Mark Twain).

The one that really scares me as a parent is Captain Underpants.  I have no idea what it’s about but I will not have my children reading about un-mentionables.